Monday, February 12, 2007
a salute to the babes of indie rock
Now, like any guy out there, I enjoy the occasional pretty lady now and then. Just to look at, of course, as women are objects of perfection to be placed on a pedestal and gazed at and never touched. That said, I've noticed in my tenure as a fan of indie rock that there are a lot of hottie-boom-botties to be found in this genre.



First up is occasional New Pornographers femme fatale Neko Case. Now first off, she has red hair and pale skin, which (as anyone who knows me already knows) nets her an instant 100 points plus. Beyond that, though, she's a total babe with a voice to match. Also she apparently loves beavers, and I respect anyone who adores our fine buck-toothed, dam-building animal brethren.



Next up is piano lady extraordinaire Regina Spektor. The first time I ever saw Regina was in her video "Us" on MTV2, where she's dressed up in a sort of elegant 40's garb and matching hairstyle. Being a big fan of vintage women's fashion (both to wear and look at), she grabbed my attention immediately. Also I have a poster of her chugging a 40 next to my bed, which just contributes to her classiness.



Here we have former Sleater-Kinney frontwoman Corin Tucker. She's a little plainer than some of the other ladies, but on the other hand she's so angry that I don't think I could say no even if I tried. And damn, can she wail my inhibitions away with that voice of hers.



Jenny Lewis is just cute as a button. How could you resist that? Plus she was in The Wizard the greatest movie/Nintendo commercial/Fred Savage vehicle ever filmed. The Watson Twins aren't bad either, I suppose, but they don't compare. Here's a haiku I wrote about Jenny Lewis:

Jenny where are you
I am lost in the ether
Obama oh-eight



wait just a minute how did this get here



Last up is The Pipettes - all three of them. They're adorable, and between the three of them they represent both the hot girls with glasses and the hot brunette subgroups. Plus there's just so much sass it's like a sass volcano ready to erupt sass all over the city of Sasseii.

So if you're a guy like me, or some sort of girl who likes other girls, who are some of your favorite ladies of indie rock?
27 Comments:
Blogger KingDork said...
Chan Marshall is both gorgeous and psychotic

and Joanna Newsom is cute if you have an elf fetish

Oh and did you get this idea from the metacritic forums?

Blogger DJ Megaman said...
Former music director Mike Mahoney once told me of a a time he saw Cat Power perform at a church in NYC. He said she kept breaking down in the middle of songs and crying, screaming "fuck this" and walking off, only to come back and finish a few seconds later.

Also I don't believe I've ever been to the metacritic forums, can't a guy objectify women in peace these days? :(

Blogger Mike Castawave said...
OH MAN SO MANY -- these come to mind right now

The Softies

MIRAH!

Team Dresch (not sure if they are babes but they are lesbians and are fantastic)

Amelia Fletcher (Heavenly~)

ok yeah Cat Power is great too

Blogger DJ Zinfandel said...
Well hello there, Mike Morrissey. Did you know that you are still on some of the loop show? It's true!

Sorry, this has nothing to do with the beautiful women of indie rock.

Blogger Mallory said...
Alright. Dudes of Indie Rock....I can't post pictures, but you can google them in your spare time.

1. Matt Safer, the bassist for the Rapture. He can skate and play bass, that does it for me.
2. Eirik Glambek Boe, one half of Kings of Convenience. Watch the video for "I'd rather dance" and swoon away.
3. Sufjan Stevens. I once dated a guy with buck teeth, and I think I like them.
4. Paul Smith, lead singer for Maximo Park. In the new video for "Our Velocity" he sings "I'm not a man, I'm a machine" I like to imagine he means love machine. And he won't work for nobody but you.
5. All of The Rakes. Dior Homme supposedly made an entire line of clothing based on this bands "personal style". I am not sure what that looked like, but if it was nude, and all the models looked like them I would be totally into it.

Hope this helped out the ladies.

DJ La Nana

Blogger Zachary Dietl said...
Let's see! I am thinking-

Leslie Feist. (solor artist, broken social scenester) http://tofuhut.racknine.net/pics/feist.jpg

Emily Haines. (Metric, Broken Social Scenester)
http://www.evansung.com/images/music/39_Emily_Haines.jpg

Betty Marie Barnes. (Saturday Looks Good To Me)
http://www.chromewaves.net/images/interface/SLGTMtoronto.jpg

Eleanor Friedberger (The Fiery Furnaces)
http://www.sfstation.com/images/articles/18/2018a.jpg

Cassie Berman (Silver Jews)
http://youaintnopicasso.com/images/SJ01.jpg

Blogger Michael said...
To provide an update, I saw Cat Power again at Hiro Ballroom on Superbowl Sunday (How indie is THAT! I didn't even know the game was ON! (God, I'm so lame)). She has since stopped drinking, so now she shimmies all over the stage, and tells stories using lots of different voices all yelling at each other. Foxy.

Enthusiastic seconds on the Joanna Newsom (she gives the brainiest most awesome interviews too!) and the Jenny Lewis. I also dig Claudia DeHeza (On! Air! Library!, A Could Miraya, Daylights for the Birds, and now G. Scott Herren's baby mama!) and I've loved Bjork forever, though she must be really old by now...

-Mahoney

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Anonymous MortgageMeister said...
Yes, that's what the world needs, another wacky, self-indulgent, pseudo-intellectual, whiny female pop singer.

They should have outlawed the genre after Alanis Morrisette.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...
I think neko case is the best.

wish I could see more. Maybe a nice home in the hamptons or florida keys will convince her or someone else.

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